ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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