You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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