In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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