I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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