Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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