how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Randomize
