shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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