Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Randomize
