Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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