Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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