wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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