She's JV to your varsity
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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