If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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