weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Duck Duck Cougar?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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