And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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