their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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