Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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