he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
the day after is always just damage control
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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