yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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