I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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