This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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