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bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
operation harelip BJ is a go
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
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