don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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