Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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