ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
There's always time for handjobs
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
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