I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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