It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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