another moral hangover. fuck.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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