Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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