you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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