Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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