I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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