Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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