Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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