Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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