I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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