4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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