Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
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