Buhtt sex?
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
