You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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