Soap is not a condiment
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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