Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
It's shark week go big or go home
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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