If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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