it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
i now understand why vodka
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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