using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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