In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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