he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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