You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Randomize
