how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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