Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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