It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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