There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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