i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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