she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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