Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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