White coat. Heels.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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